je-deteste-la-verite: palmtree2013: nominate this for an oscar Omg I need to send this to someone I know right now
pizzaforpresident: splintercellconviction: unit04: i fuckin hate EGGS THEY WEIRD ME OUT EGGS ARE SO WEIRD “heard u were talkin shit”
captorihardlyknowher: stravaganza: chasing-snitches-in-the-tardis: hungarian: if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon The Four Elemelons. Avatar: The Last Melonbender. I AM MELONLORD
rocker310: stylishirish: horain: stylishirish: this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil. it was a mechanical pencil You may...